There was this one episode of 24 where terrorists steal all of the weight loss pills in the United States. You know who this pissed off the most? That’s right, Jack Bauer. Of course Jack has his own stash of rapid weight loss pill that he stores in his cheeks specifically for this occasion. He slams down a pill for weight loss and he uses the prescription weight loss pill that’s in his system as a way to totally annihilate the face of any terrorist. Fast weight loss pill for Jack Bauer, please.
Archive for February, 2009
Weight Loss Pills
Sunday, February 1st, 2009No Explode!!!
Sunday, February 1st, 2009Jack Bauer pounds down no explode whenever he gets a chance. He does this so he can whale the crap out of bad dudes. No xplode reviews have it, Jack Bauer loves no explode creatine! Jack doesn’t take the cheap no xplode, that stuff doesn’t make him flip out as much as bsn no explode does.
Energy Pills are Good for You!
Sunday, February 1st, 2009It’s true, energy pills are really good for you. I cram at least 392 energy diet pills down my esophagus a day! I mean I just pound my fist to the middle of my neck and release delicious natural energy pills into my system. That’s really the best and fastest way to get your weight loss energy pill. That and using best energy pills as a supository, but we wont get into that. Get it? “Get into that”?….I need to grow up.